I’ve been wearing my girlfriend’s socks for a week and a half. It’s not some weird foot fetish. I just need to do laundry. Badly. I like ducks and kittens as much as the next person, and Ms. Clause has always been a favorite of mine, but I know I’ve hit a low point when I picked up the purple stripey ones, thought about it for a second, and happily put them on.
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